Author Archives: APRILL BRANDON

About APRILL BRANDON

Freelance writer and columnist (fancy words for pretty much unemployed) and newbie to Boston. In her spare time, when she's not busy being pretty much unemployed, she likes to drink wine and write stalker-ish fan mail to Dave Barry. http://aprillbrandon.com
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TROLLEY TROLLOP: TOUCH MY BELLY

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Is it because I’m so sweaty? Because let me tell you, a lot of pregnant women are sweaty. Continue reading

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TROLLEY TROLLOP: WEIGHT JUST A MINUTE

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Pregnancy: Spending nine months daydreaming of the time when you were free to slowly destroy your body with ingredients that technically should never be ingested by a living thing. Continue reading

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TROLLEY TROLLOP: TRICKY TREATS

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Appreciate your Halloween candy, kids. Sacrifices were made to get it into your tiny hands. Continue reading