Author Archives: CAMERON FRYE

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THE (NEWLY) SKINNY: AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SLUT

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“Sweetie, you remember Cameron? She was the girl I had on the side while I seeing that miserable shrew before you came into my life. Ahhh the good ol’days.” Continue reading

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THE (NEWLY) SKINNY: MASTURBATION & THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

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There’s a point in every girls when she needs to take things into her own hands. Some people figured these things out later in life and some people are advanced. I was advanced and wear that title proudly. When you are advanced, you’re the one that people come to for help. Continue reading

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THE (NEWLY) SKINNY: SOMETIMES SEX MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

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“But you take the good with the bad and that’s why we’re friends. If I sleep with you, will you stop sending me pictures of your sh-t? I’ll take one for the team.” Continue reading

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THE (NEWLY) SKINNY: YOU CAN TEACH A SKINNY DOG NEW TRICKS

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It was good for a laugh. I contemplated posting it on here, but I don’t feel like being sued. Not like I have anything for them to take. But knowing my luck, the judge would rule in favor of him and I’d have to work off whatever money I owed him…by babysitting. Continue reading

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THE (NEWLY) SKINNY: LIVE IN THE NOW, FRYE!

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I like a guy and yes, I’ve attempted to make it known and either he’s completely clueless, completely not interested, or a nervous mess like me and has no idea what to do. Continue reading

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THE (NEWLY) SKINNY: SINGLE AND STUPIDLY OPTIMISTIC

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I should have said, “You know what: *insert name here*, I’m sure you’re a nice guy when you want to be. But I don’t see this going anywhere. We’re too different. I’m a somewhat decent and caring human being and you’re the human equivalent of stercoraceous vomiting.” Continue reading

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THE (NEWLY) SKINNY: BATAAN DEATH DATING

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CAMERON FRYE IS A BOSTON-BASED FEMALE BLOGGER WHO JUST LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT AND IS DATING AGAIN. THESE ARE THE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO HER. Continue reading