Author Archives: CHRIS CARPENTER

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DEFEND YOURSELF: KEN CASEY OF DROPKICK MURPHYS

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“Judging how we are when traveling on the road, I can say that we’d be equally as unsafe as the Fung Wah.” Continue reading

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NAMES, FACES & NUTCASES: 2012 EDITION

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Whew! 2012 was a wild one, amiright? Drake threw some litter at Chris Brown’s face. Nicki Minaj pistol-whipped Mariah Carey’s knockers. Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry from Claire’s and punched a street person. Continue reading

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MARIA MENOUNOS: HOMETOWN HOTTIE

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Hey, someone from Medford did something super sexy – and no, it wasn’t a shift supervisor at Kelly’s Roast Beef.

It was Maria Menounos, duh. Continue reading

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DRITA D’AVANZO: DA BADDEST WIFE

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If Tony Soprano and Jessica Rabbit were to have backed it up and smacked it up in a Staten Island, NY motel room—some 35-odd years ago—their precious product would be Drita D’Avanzo, no doubt. Continue reading

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PAULA POUNDSTONE: DESPERATELY SEEKING CAFFEINE

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I’m mentally ill, I think. I’m tellin’ ya, I have a callous on my hand from sifting litter boxes. Continue reading

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JIFFY WILD: CHELSEA HANDLER’S WILD THANG!

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Chelsea Handler is often seen giggling and stuff with her besties Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, and Reese Witherspoon – but little does the world know that her true best friend is up-and-coming comic, Jiffy Wild. Continue reading

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WHITE KIDS LUV STRIPPERS

WHITE KIDS LUV STRIPPERS

Sam: When we had the show on IFC – they were like, “We’re IFC. We’re uncensored, so you can do anything.” And we were like, “You can do annnything?…” So as a response, we tried to everything with the sketches. And eventually they were like, “Well…maybe not anything.” Continue reading

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DAVID JAVERBAUM: GOD IS IN DA BLDG

DAVID JAVERBAUM: GOD IS IN THE BUILDING

He’s sick of being summoned during sneezes and ejaculations. Continue reading

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DEFEND YOURSELF!: LAMONT PRICE

Chris chats with Lamont Price, who is  co-producer and host of the “Comedy is King” show tomorrow at OBERON and will be in four other shows of Magner’s Comedy Fest this week. Continue reading