Author Archives: CHRIS CARPENTER

Arts 

DEFEND YOURSELF: JEFF DYE

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Dye is one of the token dudes on MTV’s hit show Girl Code and hosts the network’s latest prank show, Money From Strangers, premiering its second season July 18. Continue reading

Music 

DEFEND YOURSELF: KEN CASEY OF DROPKICK MURPHYS

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“Judging how we are when traveling on the road, I can say that we’d be equally as unsafe as the Fung Wah.” Continue reading

LULZ Music 

NAMES, FACES & NUTCASES: 2012 EDITION

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Whew! 2012 was a wild one, amiright? Drake threw some litter at Chris Brown’s face. Nicki Minaj pistol-whipped Mariah Carey’s knockers. Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry from Claire’s and punched a street person. Continue reading

Film LULZ 

MARIA MENOUNOS: HOMETOWN HOTTIE

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Hey, someone from Medford did something super sexy – and no, it wasn’t a shift supervisor at Kelly’s Roast Beef.

It was Maria Menounos, duh. Continue reading

Film LULZ 

DRITA D’AVANZO: DA BADDEST WIFE

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If Tony Soprano and Jessica Rabbit were to have backed it up and smacked it up in a Staten Island, NY motel room—some 35-odd years ago—their precious product would be Drita D’Avanzo, no doubt. Continue reading

LULZ 

PAULA POUNDSTONE: DESPERATELY SEEKING CAFFEINE

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I’m mentally ill, I think. I’m tellin’ ya, I have a callous on my hand from sifting litter boxes. Continue reading

LULZ 

JIFFY WILD: CHELSEA HANDLER’S WILD THANG!

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Chelsea Handler is often seen giggling and stuff with her besties Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, and Reese Witherspoon – but little does the world know that her true best friend is up-and-coming comic, Jiffy Wild. Continue reading