Author Archives: KEN AND ARIEL

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: WHY YOU NEVER BANG YOUR BEST FRIEND’S SISTER

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It’s never okay to bang your best friend’s sister. Unless, of course, he’s already banged yours. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: EASY WAYS TO MAKE THE HOLIDAYS SEXIER

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The opportunistic folks among us (or, as the French call us, “pervs”) know that Christmas is also a great time to raise your sex game. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: 10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR THANKSGIVING SEXIER

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Although history tells us the pilgrims came to this country to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion, that’s pure BS. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: IS IT A RELATIONSHIP OR REBOUND?

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Unless, of course, you’re talking about showing up at Sunday mass naked and with clown paint on your junk. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: YOU’RE THE SIDE DISH

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I get the impression that the only memory loss this guy’s experiencing is forgetting that he has a wife and/or girlfriend back home. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: MY GIRLFRIEND CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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Because laughter really is the last thing you want to hear coming out of the woman you’re having sex with. Second only, perhaps, to vomit. Or, “By the way, my name’s Robert.” Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: ONCE A LOUSY LAY, ALWAYS A LOUSY LAY?

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Maybe she’s feeling you out, hoping you’ll take the lead and do her up Clint Eastwood-style (which involves wearing a cowboy hat and talking dirty to an empty chair). Continue reading