Author Archives: LEWIE ALFANO

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LET’S TALK BALLS: TRAITORS, ESPYS, AND BOLD PREDICTIONS

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I promise not to spend the whole time talking about Ray Allen. I’ll try to distract us with the ESPYs and some other things that don’t involve traitorous bastards. Here’s what went down this week. Continue reading

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LET’S TALK BALLS: BIG 3, BIG D, AND BIG MOUTH

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Some teams are sitting pretty throwing around the D word. Hey, didn’t I tell all the dirty-minded people to stop last week! Dynasty. Some are living it, some are trying to create it, and some are just trying to disrupt it. Why don’t we talk balls and explore all the fuss around the big D… ok, I see where you’re coming from now. Let’s see what went down this week.

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LET’S TALK BALLS: DRAFT, SAD CHUMPS, AND ITALIAN OR SOME SORT OF SPANISH

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Welcome to my weekly sports segment. If you stumbled upon this looking for something kinkier, I apologize. If you are embarrassed that you stumbled upon this looking for something kinkier, nobody’s judging you…

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LET’S TALK BALLS: WEEKLY RECAP

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This week was rather depressing because of the heat and because of the Heat. But, as always, I must suck it up and fight through the scorching temperatures and the sorrow to bring you the latest news in the world of sports.

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LET’S TALK BALLS: JUNE 10-15 RECAP

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What’s that? You say you can’t keep track of all these sports? Not to worry my friends, I’ll recap the week so you don’t have to put in the effort! Hey, I’ll even throw in some videos for my… less focused readers! Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: GO TO BED BOO BOO!

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Celtics fans were pumped up by the words of Kevin Garnett after game 5 on Tuesday. He took a swing at all of the coaches, analysts, and players who never gave the Celtics a shot. All I have to say is

it’s about time!

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LET’S TALK BALLS: FUTURE OF THE CELTICS

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As much as we’d all love to, we can’t rely on the big 3 forever. Continue reading

Arts 

ANIMAL WHISPERER: CHIPMUNKS

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Well it’s summertime and those pesky little chipmunks are back. A lot of people hate these varmints because of their destructive tendencies and obnoxious chirps. These noisy critters spend their days ruining gardens, raiding birdfeeders, and finding ways to sneak into your house. But the chipmunks need our help. Continue reading

Music 

MAYBE IT’S JUST ME: SKRILLEX

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Skrillex will be playing a show tonight in Quincy. Is that the right terminology, playing a show? Continue reading