Author Archives: PAUL SPEARS

About PAUL SPEARS

Peddler of vernacular, seer of yammering. Emerson College student, columnist and feature writer. Goals: Nebulous. Motivation: High.
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IN THE TUBES: INFINITE SCIENCE!

Crisis on Infinite Derps

We don’t know about you, but “using friends as human guinea pigs” sounds like a party to us. Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS

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“In the Tubes” goes retro to bring us the finest in end-of-the-world schlock-tastic fright-fests. (Here, have some more hyphens.) Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVID

Hello David

Consider this the “impending robot apocalypse” gratuitous-PSA segment of End of Earth Day. Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: CALIFORNIA ON SLUTS

SlutTalk

It’s kind of like Exit Polls, if Exit Polls were an unabashed, Californian assault on dignity. Continue reading

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GEEKED: COMIC CON SWAG

Soopah heroes!

Whaddaya mean we don’t have a monopoly on Comic-Con preview features? Them’s fightin’ words, bub! *SNIKT* Continue reading

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DIG THAT: WE BOUGHT A ZOO

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We have hearts too, you know. And a tender affinity for cute animals and manly chins. Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: FLYING PANTHERS

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Just when you thought “World of Warcraft” couldn’t get any more ridiculous: THINK AGAIN, hypothetically imagined WoW veterans! Continue reading

Experience

GEEKED: PENNY ARCADE EXPO

Pax2

Yo dawg, I heard you like video games, so. . . Wait, are we not doing that anymore? Continue reading

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GEEKED: FIST PUNCH

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This deadly duo of game programmers, known as “Team 2bit,” recently fought their way through the grueling “Next Game Boss” competition. Here we humbly receive their golden rings of wisdom about game design and the future of “Fist Punch.” Continue reading