Author Archives: STEVE BONANNO

About STEVE BONANNO

Steve Bonanno is from Newtown, CT and currently living in Allston, MA. He is known for having volume control issues, being reminded he is in a family restaurant, and being asked to put his shirt back on.
Food and Drinks LULZ News 

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACKOUT: MEET YOUR NEW COOKIE FRIEND WHILE DRUNK IN HARVARD SQUARE

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His name is John Piermarini, and he’s got cookies to deliver. It was almost five years ago, during his last semester of college, when Piermarini started his venture into the confectionery world. And ever since then, it’s somehow evolved into a sort of underground cookie-delivery service for the largely inebriated. Continue reading

Film 

ADAPTATION NATION: LIVE ACTION SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS

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Michael Bay is the bro of directors. He’ll take your childhood, slap tits on it, and fuck it in slow motion with explosions. Continue reading

Film Opinion 

ADAPTATION NATION: MARVEL VS. DC

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When it comes down to it, we’re all rooting for both teams, because this isn’t sports. We’re nerds and we just want the best movies possible from all studios. Continue reading

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ADAPTATION NATION: JUSTICE LEAGUE WAR

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In the past I’ve gone so far as to say that the live action movie team at DC should be taken over by the animated movie team. Sadly though, while still entertaining, this was one of the weaker installments. Continue reading

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ADAPTATION NATION: FROZEN

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Disney’s latest movie is LOOSELY based on the Danish fairy tale, The Snow Queen. Continue reading

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ADAPTATION NATION: GHOST RIDER

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One day someone convinced Nicolas Cage that he would make a good superhero, and the world became a shittier place because of it. Continue reading

Film 

ADAPTATION NATION: BABE

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This is the movie Chicago’s Daily Herald called “The Citizen Kane of talking pig pictures.” Yes that quote really happened. Continue reading

Film 

ADAPTATION NATION: THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

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My last Adaptation Nation of 2013 was for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. After two weeks of food, drink, and holiday cheer, let’s pick up where we left off.
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LULZ 

EXIT POLL: TK @ DOWNEAST CIDER HOUSE, SATURDAY 12.7.13

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“Sometimes you just know it’s going to be a crazy night, so you put on a cowboy hat.” Continue reading