At a ribbon cutting ceremony for the Hearth at Olmstead Green (affordable housing for elderly homeless) Mayor Thomas Menino showed up hammered as usual and was ranting about how disappointed he was with Prometheus when he decided to perform some impromptu parkour on the front steps.
What? He wasn’t drunk and ranting about Prometheus? And he just lost his footing and wasn’t doing parkour? Oh. My bad. But he WAS holding scissors when he fell so that’s pretty extreme. Video here.