Isn’t this the era of advancing gay rights? Shouldn’t all us gay folk be celebrating together? Then why the f*ck were you trying to kill that lesbian biker with your 4Runner?
At first you swerved into the bike lane and almost flattened her. Then when she slapped your car to alert you of her presence, you got all psycho and intentionally tried to door her. What the fuck?!
So when the bitch riding bitch got out of the car and tried to beat the biker I had to intervene. I thought you were going to kill that girl as you ranted about her messing with your car.
First, it’s not your car—you were in the fucking passenger seat. Second, she was trying to warn you. It’s instinct to hit a car that’s about to smear you against the pavement.
What happened to the Birkenstock wearing, Ani Difranco listening, peaceful lesbians of the ‘90s? You all need to get the fuck off your testosterone shots. There’s a reason why 90% of the world’s violent crimes are committed by men. So if you want to inject yourself with that ‘roid you’d better learn to control the rage.
The next time you pump the juice and go into an Al Pacino bender, I hope to God that the pit bull bites your prosthetic balls off.
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