Dear multinational banking conglomerate,
I would like to deposit money into my account. I would like to take a check which myself and my team have worked diligently to produce and give it to you. I have worked terribly hard for this money and now I would like to give it to you.
I will wait, sure, no problem.
Ah, the lady is arguing with the other lady about bank transfers, that’s fine.
When do you think they’ll be done arguing?
Sure, I can wait.
Is there anyone else who can help me? What about the three people who are standing around? Can they help me?
Sure, I can wait, but I have a check, and it’s a rather large check if you don’t mind my saying, and I think you want it, because you’re a bank, and it’s money and
isn’t that what banks do? Take my money?
Can I just cash this check?
I can’t tell you how hard I have worked for this. For the money. Which I am going to give to you.
How difficult is it to understand how a wire transfer works?
Well, I’ll just have to explain to my team that I cannot pay them right now. Wow.
Dear giant to big to fail international banking corporation,