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1,000 FREE BOLOCO BURRITOS = $55 PARKING TICKET BOSTON TRANSPORT FUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

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The Ari Safari and I headed down to Boloco on the Common to get one of the 1,000 FREE BURRITOS they were giving away today from 12-2pm thanks to Desk.com. I got lucky #80, checked into Foursquare as instructed (thanking #getdesk) and received the “swarm badge” because 50+ people had also come for free delicious Bolocorritos! We remained inside the store for all of 2 minutes, and then I SPRINTED to my car (which was pulled over around the corner with the flashers on) so I could get there before I got a tick–OH WAIT. THE PARKING METER GUY WAS WRITING A TICKET AS I JUMPED INTO THE CAR.

Then he hands me that all-too-familiar neon orange paper envelope of DOOM.

NICE RON BURGUNDY QUOTE HILMONSTAH!!!!!

Now I have paid $55 for my free burrito *sad puppy face*

LUCKILY, after Hilmonstah tweeted several photos of the result of the City of Boston Transport’s

APPALLING MERCILESS HAWK-LIKE TICKETING,

Boloco’s CEO, John Pepper, stepped in to save the day by tweeting:

WE LOVE YOU BOLOCO & @DESK AND THIS BURRITO IS YUMZZZZZZZ!!!!!

CITY OF BOSTON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

About LAUREN METTER

Lauren Metter is from Allentown, PA. Jokes about Amish people and Billy Joel will be greeted with a Lauren Metter Look of Death.
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10 Responses to 1,000 FREE BOLOCO BURRITOS = $55 PARKING TICKET BOSTON TRANSPORT FUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Took my 12 year old lil daughter to a free screening of the Chipmunks at AMC Boston Common on a cold and dank sunday. Normally we’d take the T in, but we were running late and she really wanted to see this gem, so Daddy that I am I drove in – but was a bit shy on the $20 or so for parking lest we not get snacks at the flick. Anyyyway… parked on this desolate, not a car in sight street about 4 blocks back…. sure enough some trudging lil troll person had whacked me. Made for an expensive, shitty movie. *But, the kid like it so… meh.

  2. DAVID DAY DAVID DAY says:

    EPIC

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  4. nothing is ever free. This morning I saw a meter maid hovering around the van like a vulture while filling a box. I smoothly made my way back to the van, quietly slithered in the drivers seat while she was beginning her citation and calmly drove off into the sunset, or was it a car fire? I forget but I stuck it to them. she was pissed. Hope that is a victory for you.

  5. $55? where were you parked at an emergency room entrance?

  6. Please make this story the first DigFilm Studios production, melodramatic/Lifetime style. Lauren as herself, J. Pat and Hil as heartless meter maids and Dave as the kindly CEO.

  7. tony rome tony rome says:

    I’d like a Lauren Metter burrito with a side of sweet Jesus!

  8. J. PAT J. PAT says:

    Heartless meter maid is the part I was born to play.

  9. There wasn’t a cop involved, thank god. Then I’d have disappeared forever in the secret underground Occupy jail.

    You can be the burrito maker!!