The Ari Safari and I headed down to Boloco on the Common to get one of the 1,000 FREE BURRITOS they were giving away today from 12-2pm thanks to Desk.com. I got lucky #80, checked into Foursquare as instructed (thanking #getdesk) and received the “swarm badge” because 50+ people had also come for free delicious Bolocorritos! We remained inside the store for all of 2 minutes, and then I SPRINTED to my car (which was pulled over around the corner with the flashers on) so I could get there before I got a tick–OH WAIT. THE PARKING METER GUY WAS WRITING A TICKET AS I JUMPED INTO THE CAR.
Then he hands me that all-too-familiar neon orange paper envelope of DOOM.
NICE RON BURGUNDY QUOTE HILMONSTAH!!!!!
Now I have paid $55 for my free burrito *sad puppy face*
LUCKILY, after Hilmonstah tweeted several photos of the result of the City of Boston Transport’s
APPALLING MERCILESS HAWK-LIKE TICKETING,
Boloco’s CEO, John Pepper, stepped in to save the day by tweeting:
WE LOVE YOU BOLOCO & @DESK AND THIS BURRITO IS YUMZZZZZZZ!!!!!
CITY OF BOSTON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!