STAFF INFECTION: LYSSA GOLDBERG

JUNIOR SENIOR ICE CREAM CORRESPONDENT  

DIG DUTIES: Ice Cream, mostly. We’re reasonably sure she’s got some other responsibilities, but none of ‘em leap to mind at the moment.

HABITAT: Huddled on the floor about a foot and a half from the freezer, affectionately known as the “Groan Zone.”

DIET: You get one guess.

QUOTE: “Who took my Lactaid? Seriously guys, I need that.”

TOIL TRIVIA: When Lyssa graduate from BU last year, she thought her halcyon days of endless Hoodsie cups were behind her. Boy, was she wrong!

Just think, recent grads, what could the future hold for you? (Results Not Typical.)