IN THE TUBES: LIP READING MITT

“So many people are rubbing on their messy parts. It’s awful, awkward, and germy.”

Giving a new meaning to Bain Capital.

This video from the very good folks over at Bad Lip Reading is priceless--and looks pretty real. There are almost too many pee-worthy quotes to pick out…almost. JUST WATCH THE GODDAMN VID and see for yourself, you lazy bastard.

I wish you would drown! “That girl’s a bitch.” Hey, that’s not how you win over voters!

I made a small chimp smoke cardboard cinnamon.

“Old people are stinky--spike their drink.” *Evil look from old woman*

“It’s my garden, ya dig?”

Cray Cray