“So many people are rubbing on their messy parts. It’s awful, awkward, and germy.”
This video from the very good folks over at Bad Lip Reading is priceless--and looks pretty real. There are almost too many pee-worthy quotes to pick out…almost. JUST WATCH THE GODDAMN VID and see for yourself, you lazy bastard.
I wish you would drown! “That girl’s a bitch.” Hey, that’s not how you win over voters!
I made a small chimp smoke cardboard cinnamon.
“Old people are stinky--spike their drink.” *Evil look from old woman*
“It’s my garden, ya dig?”