Let’s just get the terrible-pun lede out of the way: It’s time to rock out with your cocker spaniel out.
Sorry, but it had to be done. At any rate, heavy metal music shreds. It’s loud, angry, usually has yelling or partial nudity, and the very power of rock can turn mere mortals into ferocious demons like this. Metal’s got something for everyone — one would think. It’s only missing one thing: PUPPIES. Every metal show has lacked the certain je ne sais quoi that accompanies cute dogs, until today.
The blog Bass Dogs has done a tremendous service unto fans of metal far and wide. The concept delights in its simplicity: hastily PhotoShopped puppies replace bass guitars in still images of (mostly) metal bands crushing a set. I’m sure there’s a larger point to be made about the comic juxtaposition of the violence integral to heavy metal music and the narratives of affection surrounding our canine friends but I forgot what we’re talking about because OH LOOK THAT GUY IS TICKLING THAT PUPSTER, AW MAN
This is the best Tuesday ever, you guys. Though the site contains a comparatively paltry number of posts, some of them are truly inspired. That guy’s haircut vaguely resembles the coat on that poodle! Hilarity has ensued.
Where could the internet possibly go from here? That’s an easy one. Two words: