DIG THIS: CASABLANCA @ BRATTLE THEATRE

with peter lorre as “incompetent”

If you miss that Turner Classic Movies screening of the famed Nazi-era love story, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. I can’t go, I … have some stuff to do, or something. Besides, we’ll always have that One Night in Paris DVD. That’s close enough. The problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in thi—wait, there’s another screening this summer? Oh. We’ll go then. Settled. Heh, ‘hill of beans.’ Who even says that?”

[Thu 7.5.12. 40 Brattle St., Harvard Sq., Cambridge. 617.876.6837. times vary/all ages/$6.75-$9.75. @BrattleTheatre. brattlefilm.org]