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PEER REVIEW: BEYONCE @ TD GARDEN, 7.23.13

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A play-by-play analysis of Beyonce’s most recent tour date by our impartial A+E Editor.

GUYS THERE ARE NO WORDS. I CAN’T EVEN. THAT WAS SO AMAZING.

ALL THE SONGS AND JUST THE MUSIC AND THE HOT GIRL LIVE BAND AND THE BACKUP DANCERS AND THE FRENCH GUYS AND BEYONCE’S HAIR. SHE WAS, LIKE, THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME AT ONE POINT AND SHE SMELLED AMAZING. I DIDN’T MEET A SINGLE STRAIGHT MALE THERE. IT WAS AWESOME. SHE TOUCHED A PREGNANT LADY’S BELLY AND TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL. I WISH IT WAS ME.

So yeah, I give that show a B+.
(B for Beyonce.)


About CADY DRELL

Cady is the A+E Editor. You can send her an email at any time, as she gets separation anxiety when away from her phone longer than 30 seconds.
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