Chances are that if you are a regular reader of us, you may just be the type of person to have heard of this shameless hookup and casual sex enabling location and Facebook based app called Tinder . In fact, you’re probably even seen it. Hell, you may even be on it. Oh, wait. You are on it. That’s right. Your Facebook post the other day was “I am having so much sex thanks to Tinder.” Yeah, that makes sense now.
Anyway, if you are in the stable of horny animals some fellow single Bostonians out there find themselves in, and you are also damn fine with that (and would be so bold as to say you’d attend a mixer on Valentine’s Day just to prove it) get ready. Because indoor fun-house of climbing sexytime, Brooklyn Boulders Somerville, is doing something like what was just described. But there will also be pizza from A4 Pizza Bar, and beer from Narragansett. Here’s what happens..
Try to picture it: You walk in. Or, you make little bull horns with your fingers and do that foot-drag-stomp thing before charging in. But that will both affect your entrance as well as not give you time to show your Tinder profile and a pic of you doing something athletic (no, you beating Assassins Creed doesn’t count), so you can get in for five bucks. Then, you’ll have pizza and beer and the knowledge that you’re surrounded by people who like pizza and beer, and climbing things and sex.
All of which can go smashingly together if done properly.
[ValenTINDER. BROOKLYN BOULDERS SOMERVILLE. 12A TYLER ST., SOMERVILLE. 617-623-6700. FRI 2.14. 8PM-10PM/$5 WITH TINDER PROFILE. BKBS.BROOKLYNBOULDERS.COM]