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A RHYME CAPSULE FOR THE TIME CAPSULE

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But days before historians revealed the big find
They asked how we’ll be recalled by mankind
So from Allston to Eastie they rushed and they came
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FOURTEEN REASON TO FAWN OVER FALL

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Quit your bitching. Summer is over. Here’s an arbitrary list of reasons to look forward to cooler weather. Continue reading

EXOTIC ASSHOLES: VANDALS CAUGHT ON CAMERA AT WAREHOUSE BAR & GRILLE

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“I came in on Monday, when we were closed for Labor Day, just to do a beer order. I noticed someone had ripped out the plants, so I had to go back and view the camera footage, and caught them in the act.” Continue reading

PUBLIC NAPPING: HERE’S WHERE TO DO IT

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There’s a time and a place to catch some shuteye in public. You chose the times. Here are your places. Continue reading

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACKOUT: MEET YOUR NEW COOKIE FRIEND WHILE DRUNK IN HARVARD SQUARE

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His name is John Piermarini, and he’s got cookies to deliver. It was almost five years ago, during his last semester of college, when Piermarini started his venture into the confectionery world. And ever since then, it’s somehow evolved into a sort of underground cookie-delivery service for the largely inebriated. Continue reading

REVIEW: ODDBALL COMEDY & CURIOSITY FESTIVAL

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At the Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival jokes were of “east coast arms,” watching rats copulate on a subway platform, and the four horsemen of lube (spit, gravy, tears, duck sauce).

Pure. Comedy. Magic.
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AT-LARGE OLYMPICS SPECIAL BONUS: OBSERVATIONS FROM BEIJING

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During a recent visit to their lovely, imperial city, I became smitten … and I’m not even being forced to say that. Continue reading

DONT TAKE DATING ADVICE FROM DEAD KEVIN

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Joined by local acts Will Noonan, Ken Reid, and Rob Potylo, the dudes of Dead Kevin will be at Johnny D’s performing their own sets, lead drinking games, and presenting a few clips from their series. Continue reading

SOCIAL MEDIA FARM OVERSEAS DESK: DONNIE THE MASSHOLE DOES CHINA, TELLS ALL

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Surprisingly, Donnie says he quickly discovered how few social restrictions there are in China. “You’d think it would be a ton of rules,” he says, “Ya know? Communist China and all, but that ain’t the case. You can drink and smoke anywhere you want. I brought a keg into a KFC and hung out with no complaints. Continue reading

ON THAT CONTENT FARM HE HAD SOME CLICKS

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My short life and hard times writing about bullshit for pennies, a Top 10 list Continue reading

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