The Chris Brown Douche-o-Meter is off the charts! According to Gawker, Brown allegedly tried to pick up a girl post-Grammy Awards by asking her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” Even if that turns out to be false, he still tweeted to the world on Feb. 14th, “HATE ALL YOU WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY!” Good God, can he be stopped?
No. Because Chris Brown is a loser.
Also, please sign this petition, because domestic abuse shouldn’t be rewarded, even if it’s a beyond-meaningless Grammy.
The following artists get their Chris Brown Douche-o-Meters checked every year.
Steve Aoki (@steveaoki), Datsik (@datsik), Autoerotique (@autoerotique) @ House of Blues: All-around electro magic-man Steve Aoki is known far and wide as a relentless tour-machine, so it’s only right to see him in his natural environment. Supported by a great crew, House of Blues certainly had no shortage of house last night. And Fun Fact: Aoki’s dad founded the Benihana’s restaurant chain. As if you didn’t like this guy enough…
Bonobo (@sibonobo), Coralcola (@coralcola) @ Paradise: British DJ Bonobo specializes in the downtempo sounds that turn your spine to water and your mind into sky. Harvesting sounds from orchestration, trip-hop, and world music, Bonobo’s (and Coralcola’s) sounds are enough to take you to that special place. --..That’s your special place? That’s disgusting. Jesus, what the hell’s wrong with you?
Slowdim (@slowdim), You Won’t (@youwontmusic), Friendly People (@fpmusic), The Suitcase Junket (@suitcasejunket) @ TT The Bear’s: Spring is just around the corner, and TT’s was full of groups last night that echoed the airy, feel-good sounds of the season. From You Wont’s spiraling folk-pop, to the Suitcase Junket’s Matt Lorenz making throat-singing the catchiest its ever been, these local acts all have the power to make you feel warm inside, sunshine in sound waves.