Pssst. Students. Over here. Listen, we know what college is all about. It’s not learning, or socializing, or contributing to the city. You’re here to latch onto some hunk of culture before anyone else so you can say you saw him/her/it/them first, dammit, and then take that small comfort to your grave. We think that’s noble. We’d like to help. Tonight, at ImprovBoston, the Cambridge Footlights, that touring troupe of Brit yuksters which spawned John Cleese, Sacha-Baron Cohen, Hugh Laurie, and who knows who else in the future? Maybe someone you can brag about? Now you’re getting it, rookie.
[Tue 9.4.12. 40 Prospect St., Cambridge. 7:30, 9:30pm/18+/$20-$25. @footlightstour. improvboston.com]