AUTHOR | SARAH PALIN
PUBLISH | HARPER
RELEASE | 12.7.10
Sarah Palin doesn’t know the proper way to handle a firearm.
There’s not a drop of metaphor in that sentence. I mean it in its literal entirety. On a recent episode Sarah Palin’s Alaska, the ongoing saga of one woman’s crusade to personally murder every form of life on the sub-continent, the future president of mirror Amerikkka went moose hunting with her father. Despite having obtained cultural notoriety and legitimate political clout on a three-pronged platform of having ovaries, hating everything you like and shooting things, she showed a woeful inadequacy for the third.
Beyond the absolute essentials, as in, there’s one of those ends you want pointed away from your face, it was clear that Palin hadn’t so much as held a rifle outside a few photoshoots and photoshops. All of this, on its own, no bigs. But when you go ahead and (pay somebody to) write 304 pages about why you’re better than me and my lily-livered liberal kin, all because of something you can’t actually do, well … Sarah Palin Sucks Because J.Pat Can Dunk hits shelves this December.