IN THE TUBES: BARNEY FFFPPPHHT

It doesn’t seem that loud.

Until you think about how far the mic must’ve been.

To be fair, Frank is just trying to ease our dependence on oil and natural gas. Of course, some think he’s just full of hot air. Still, his supporters hope he will usher in the winds of change. At the end of the day, a professional like Frank knows that many of these backdoor deals in Washington smell funny.

DID WE MENTION HE FARTED? HE DID.