OH, CRUEL WORLD!: VOLUME 13, ISSUE 38

Dear multinational banking conglomerate,

I would like to deposit money into my account. I would like to take a check which myself and my team have worked diligently to produce and give it to you. I have worked terribly hard for this money and now I would like to give it to you.

What?

I will wait, sure, no problem.

Ah, the lady is arguing with the other lady about bank transfers, that’s fine.

When do you think they’ll be done arguing?

Sure, I can wait.

…

Is there anyone else who can help me? What about the three people who are standing around? Can they help me?

No?

Sure, I can wait, but I have a check, and it’s a rather large check if you don’t mind my saying, and I think you want it, because you’re a bank, and it’s money and

isn’t that what banks do? Take my money?

Can I just cash this check?

I can’t tell you how hard I have worked for this. For the money. Which I am going to give to you.

How difficult is it to understand how a wire transfer works?

Huh.

Well, I’ll just have to explain to my team that I cannot pay them right now. Wow.

Dear giant to big to fail international banking corporation,

Goodbye.