Dear Ladies Who Think Sheer Leggings Are Pants,
Why this desire to share the intimate, fleshy details of your lower half to THE ENTIRE WORLD?
Sure, they’re comfortable. And if you pair them with tall boots, people can barely tell, right?
Wrong.
The thin material just ISN’T enough to cover your behind. Not only are they see-through (and not just when you bend over), they leave NOTHING to the imagination.
Literally, NOTHING.
I can see exactly where your ass cheek meets your thigh—including your panty line. The sight of your fat sucked in by material makes me want to throw up a little in my mouth.
Think you need to lose five pounds? Well, now everyone around you knows it, too.
Save yourself the embarrassment. Get some jeans.
Or at the very least, a pair of thick spandex.
Sincerely,
Keep Yo’ Private Parts Private
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