BIG FREEDIA PHOTO BY NICK MINIERI, BEANTOWNBOOGIEDOWN.COM
What are you doing here at Brighton Music Hall this fine evening?
I’m here to see some sissy bounce and some Big Freedia.
What draws you to this booty bass music?
The asses everywhere.
Asses with an “s” or a “z”? It makes a difference.
Uh, I mean, tonight it’s asses with a “z,” but I’m generally about proper grammatical form. I missed Big Freedia’s last show, though, and I heard it was a lot of fun. I saw a lot of videos.
What do you expect from Big Freedia tonight?
A lot of asses in the air.
Does your higher center of gravity deter you from putting your ass in the air?
It does. I feel like I have an awkward ass-in-the-air vibe.
But it’s only awkward if you make it awkward.
True. I got the Woody Allen ass. But I’m excited to sit back and chill on the side.
That’s a lot of taking and not a lot of giving.
Yeah. The night is young, though.