DIG DUTIES: Checking email, checking email, checking out a weird noise, checking on more email.
HABITAT: Not outside.
DIET: Spoils from the saddest lunch run in Dig history.
QUOTE: “Nobody shows up in the next ten minutes, and I’m breaking out the Zappa.”
TOIL TRIVIA: By the time we found him on Tuesday morning, Craig had made it half-way through Mystery Disc and had completely abandoned the concept of pants.
Read Craig’s latest: an Interview with Pauly Shore … who it has been confirmed, will be riding with him in the Dig van this Friday.