Oh Will Smith. You’re such a nice guy, a real class act. You never do drugs, you have two dimpled, successful children, a hot wife, and are still just as cute as a button into your forties.
So why are you going around slapping people, huh?
You know, it was just a kiss. Many countries use that as a sign of greeting. You’re American true, but I’m sure you’ve been out of the country enough times to know at least some of the most basic customs. No need to get violent, or angry.
“He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him,” said the Men In Black III star after he slapped Ukranian reporter Vitalii Sediuk at the Moscow premiere.
To be fair though Smith, everybody loses their cool every now and then. Despite this side of you, we cannot actually hate you. We understand that a situation like this would be “awkward,” like you said to David Letterman. Plus, you’re just so damn charming and funny (“that’s why his ass got shtuck” is pure comedy gold).
Keep doing what you’re doing, Will. Just keep your cool next time.