STAFF INFECTION: SEAN MCCABE

YOU KNOW, THE GRIMES GUY. YEAH, HIM.

DIG DUTIES: Asking us if he can interview Grimes, interviewing Grimes, bringing up Grimes interview, like, every five minutes.

HABITAT: See that creepy-ass Grimes-collage by the bar? Right there.

DIET: Wikipedia says she mainly eats potatoes, so potatoes is what it’s gotta be.

QUOTE: “You want me to fact-check? Me? The guy who interviewed Grimes?”

TOIL TRIVIA: Oh, we kid. Sean’s moved back to New York just last week, and we just wanted to rib him a little.

Good Luck McCabe, and remember—if attempted assassination didn’t work for Hinckley, it’s not gonna work for you.