“PEOPLE DON’T WANNA READ. THEY WANT VIDEOS.
GET OUT YOUR LITTLE F-CKING CAMERA, AND MAKE SOME VIDEOS, AND PUT EM ON THE GODD-MN INTERNET!!!!”
Man’s got a point doe. This is probably going on behind closed doors at traditional media outlets across the country—though lighting an intern on fire when page views dipped might be a bit extreme. We just lock them in the back room and force them to watch cute animal videos overnight, like this one of Bob Ross feeding a baby squirrel. Viral videos. That’s right…
“VIDEOS NEED TO GO VIRAL.
VIRAL
VIRAL
VI-RAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
H/T The Onion
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PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO READ. THEY WANT TO SIT AT WORK AT WATCH VIDEOS!! VIDEOS!!
This vid is completely untrue. I never sit at the Dig and watch vide—
Aw, shiz.