DIG DUTIES: Creeping outside your favorite venue, descending upon you when you’re at your least eloquent and photogenic, recommending somewhere for your drunk ass to get falafel at one in the morning.
HABITAT: Your favorite venue, which, as we both know, is some dude’s basement.
DIET: The cool kind of Vegetarian.
(You know what that means.)
QUOTE: “So, what brings you out to [Redacted], located on [Redacted] between [Redacted] and [Redacted]?”