DIG DUTIES: In addition to writing Honest Pint, proofreading the paper, managing our trade program, ordering office supplies, and making sure checks get cleared and we are thusly paid … Heather’s going to take over our Eats column. Glutton for punishment, this one.
HABITAT: Pretty sure she’s been living in the back room, but … that’s like, a legal no-no, right? So in that case, a house.
DIET: Beer for now, but she’s pretty pumped to branch out into Beer and Food.
QUOTE: “When am I getting a bio? Nobody’s getting paid until I get a bio.”
TOIL TRIVIA: Prospective Eats Writers—Heather’s half-Canadian, so including the word “poutine” in your subject line pretty much guarantees that it’ll get read. In fact, it’s probably not a bad idea to include it in the body, too. And your signature.
Just send her emails full of the word “poutine.” That’ll learn her.