MELANIE OUTSIDE GREAT SCOTT, MONDAY 8.6.12
What brings you out tonight?
I just got a job today, and I decided to celebrate and have a few drinks. And then I just got offered a photography shoot from this guy from South Africa. I just had South African wine. I feel like the fucking shit, right?
No one else thinks that’s cool. I told the bouncer in there, but he didn’t care.
Are you in school?
I’m studying performing arts and communication at Suffolk University.
I want to be the female Howard Stern.
That way I can be a really outspoken female, just do me, and it’ll be okay. Do you want to know my favorite artist?
Fiona Apple. She’s the epitome of flawless. She’s the reason I started to sing. Holy shit, have you heard her new album? Crazy, deep howling. She’s the reason I became bisexual, too. She’s sexy.
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