STAFF INFECTION: JOANNA DI TULLIO

SENIOR DJ MIXOLOGIST / SAVANT OF THE SUBWOOFER

DIG DUTIES: Receives 50,000 forwarded email pleas from DJs and producers to listen to their new mixes. Gets hit on by those 50,000 DJs and producers. Writes about one of them for her weekly DigBoston.com column, In the Mix.

HABITAT: Dancing up front by the left sub wearing black, and jeweled armor that could kill you.

DIET: A vegetarian.

Only eats BEATS.

QUOTE: “I’m marching on a crusade for a more understood dubstep—through throngs of neon sunglasses.” * LE SIGH *

TOIL TRIVIA: Look around the party you’re at. Do you see JoAnna there?

If not, then it’s not The Cool Party.

You should leave.