morestache
Hosting a variety show with old timey, anachronistic charm? Here’s what you need. One: talent. That’s plate spinners, tumblers, and whatever those guys who put animals through hoops are called. Lion pokers, we guess. Two: Muppets. Lots of ‘em. Can’t get a Muppet? Just tape a mop and puppet together. Three: ‘stache. No buts. That sucker has to be a handlebar and waxed to last. Of course, barring all that you could just get Zack Hickman—peformer, facial hair aficionado, and bassist for musician Josh Ritter. “‘Stachify ‘stachify ‘stachify!”
[Tue 9.12.12. 1667 Mass. Ave., Cambridge. 8pm/21+/$15. lizardloungeclub.com]
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