Senior Reporter that Boston Deserves
DIG DUTIES: Raking muck, gadding flies, patiently explaining just what the fuck an alderman is and why you should care, in his namesake local politics column.
HABITAT: Lurking in the corners of city council meetings so obscure/boring that you never knew/care they existed.
DIET: Little styrofoam cups of coffee, water cooler paper cones, booze.
QUOTE: “Man, this Registry of Deeds race is the dirtiest yet!”