STAFF INFECTION: BOSTON BASTARD

Senior Reporter that Boston Deserves

DIG DUTIES: Raking muck, gadding flies, patiently explaining just what the fuck an alderman is and why you should care, in his namesake local politics column.

HABITAT: Lurking in the corners of city council meetings so obscure/boring that you never knew/care they existed.

DIET: Little styrofoam cups of coffee, water cooler paper cones, booze.

QUOTE: “Man, this Registry of Deeds race is the dirtiest yet!”

TOIL TRIVIA: As we alluded in that subhead, the Bastard is kinda like Batman, if Batman fought corruption by blogging. Follow his election coverage here, and here on digboston.com.