STAFF INFECTION: HARRISON FORD

MILLENIAL FALCON

DIG DUTIES: When he’s not teaching archaeology at Marshall College, he’s traveling the world finding mythical artifacts before the Nazis get to them. Also writing hilarious CD reviews, and researching the shit out of our Fall Dining Feature (out tomorrow!)

HABITAT: A galaxy far, far away (our offices are basically in Southie).

DIET: We assume that references to his name sustain him.

QUOTE:

Harrison, you’re a great intern. We love you.

“I know.”

TOIL TRIVIA:

Everyone else takes the T home, but Mr. Ford takes Air Force One.

[On behalf of the Dig, I would like to personally  apologize to Mr. Ford and our entire readership. Rest assured,  Cady will never be allowed to write the Staff Infection again. –Ed]