Well. Another ‘Ween Alone, Apparently. It’s fine. You didn’t really want to go to that raging Halloween … pumpkin … thing. Something about ghosts. (You’re not very good at this.) Hey, all you have to do is pull up a movie on Netf-AHHHH! Look at all these unread emails! Gotta clean out that Inbox. Anyway, browsing and… ah! This looks scary. “Night of Giving Head.” That’s a Gorge Romero pic. ‘Kay … “play.”
Do de de dum, ha, puns, aha-WAIT IS THIS PORN?
[10.31.12. Emotionally Haunted House, Boston. all night/you're almost 30/friend$hip. @NetfliXXX. poshpuppyboutique.com/Dog_Costumes]