Be glad your parents never hired this guy for your birthday parties.
Yeah, it’s almost Halloween and we’re all looking to get our spook on. It’s the reason for the season, right? Well, if you suffer from coulrophobia (irrational fear of clowns—and really, don’t we all?), you just showed up on a bad day.
Remember how you’d watch Stephen King’s “It” at your friend’s house because your parents wouldn’t let you watch it at home and you ended-up pissing the bed for a week afterwards? This is worse.
This is the stuff that nightmares are made of. This is every bad dream and traumatic circus experience you have ever had tastefully filmed in a one minute and twenty-nine second video.
And the up-beat jazz music only makes the damn thing creepier.