It almost seems like Mitt Romney enjoys being the topic of endless Internet jokes and memes, what with his recent comments about a certain yellow vertebrate at the first presidential debate. His PBS-dissing, however, did not stop many media outlets from agreeing that he was in the fact the winner, for various reasons including primo BS-ery, over Obama that night.
In the below video, Romney is the winner over himself.
Now, perhaps if he could just change
everything about himself many of his policies and heartless, robotic persona, maybe he’d score a chance at winning over America’s women, minorities, LGBTQ community, middle class, and generally anyone else with a basic understanding of human morality.
“We’re going to cut taxes on everyone across the country by 20 percent, including the top one percent.”
“I will not reduce the taxes paid by high-income Americans.”