The most “Allston” interview ever
Is this your first time at Refuge?
Melanie: It’s my second. My first time was actually yesterday. Clearly, I liked it enough to come back.
What’d you order?
Melanie: Today I don’t remember what I ordered. It’s something with scrambled eggs. Yesterday I got the Allstoned Sunrise.
Andrew: I’m pretty sure it’s the Allston’d.
Melanie: No it’s the Allstoned.
Andrew: I don’t think it’s supposed to be pronounced like that.
Melanie: It’s a stoner joke and I like that.
Do you think what you get for breakfast determines the rest of the day?
Maria: Well we’re broke college kids, so it’s pretty much one meal a day for us. So I wanted it to be substantial and delicious.
Devon: And it’s well priced.
Melanie: And it’s delicious.
Ady: Anddd … we all went out last night.
I was going to say, I usually get a big breakfast when I’m really hungover from the night before. Are you guys hungover?
Everyone: Yes. (laughs)
Devon: I think I can speak for the table and say we’re all hungover.
What’d you guys do last night?
Andrew: We went to a party.
Maria: My friend’s birthday.
Melanie: In Allston!
A house party?
Ady: Apartment party, yeah.
Melanie: It’s pretty Allston. (laughs)
Your whole past two days have been very Allston.
Melanie: Well, that’s what happens when you live in Allston. (laughs)
Do you have high hopes for your Tuesday?
Andrew: I’m ready to take on the day.
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the thing about stoner jokes is you’re never sure if its a stoner joke or if you’re just stoned and think its a joke. allston!!