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STFU FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on February 6, 2013 by LAUREN METTER Email
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You know how every time you go on Facebook now it’s all like, “How are you feeling, Lauren?” or “What’s going on, Lauren?” Well, I went on a friend’s Facebook last night, and Facebook was all, “What’s HAPPENING, Guy?” to them, so I figured Facebook knows too much. Based on analytics, my friend is probably deemed cooler than me by Facebook … is mine really that depressing that it keeps asking how I’m feeling?

Then things got a little weird.

Facebook started talking to me.

About LAUREN METTER

Lauren Metter is from Allentown, PA. Jokes about Amish people and Billy Joel will be greeted with a Lauren Metter Look of Death.
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2 Responses to STFU FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. LYSSA GOLDBERG LYSSA GOLDBERG says:
    February 6, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Are you seriously doing that right now Lauren? BAAHAHAH.
    PS Your hair *does* look really good in that last photo. Facebook is mad smart lately.

  2. J. PAT J. PAT says:
    February 6, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    I swear I have actually said all of those things to you.
    YUM!