YOU’RE INVITED: @DIGBOSTON #LASTMINUTELOVE TWEET-UP!

It’s no longer hip to be into Valentine’s Day.

The most recent conversation I had about this topic resulted in a friend proclaiming, “I don’t like any holiday that tells you how to feel.” And this chick is in a relationship. That’s leaving out a whole mess of Boston-area sexy singles who, more often than not, talk about the 14th like it’s the goddamn Hitler of love.

In honor of all that is fat babies holding deadly weapons, the Dig is here to save the masses from the depths of Valentine’s depression and the most deadly feeling of all … sobriety.

That’s right, next Wednesday is our #LASTMINUTELOVE Tweet-up at Allston’s The Avenue, the very place where the beautiful @BarHavoc herself spends every night drinking and getting hitting on. It may not be totally hip and tragically cool to be into celebrating a little thang called love, but we don’t give a fuck what’s cool

and hey, beer’s always in style, right?

@DigBoston‘s reached 14K followers (!!) and to celebrate we’ll be serenading our biggest Twitter crushes (You!) IRL to the tune of cheersing glasses of Harpoon beer (ON US!!). Grab some free condoms C/O ONE Condoms, drink with your Twitter admirers, drink with yourself, and most importantly, drink with us. ‘Cause we love you, we think you’re totally cute, and we want to give you free stuff.

And free stuff this V-day Eve will come in the form of two sexy SEX/LURV packages! All you gotta do is follow @ASPBoston (Actor’s Shakespeare Project) to be entered to win one of the following!!

SINGLES PACKAGE: 

1. GIANT DILDO C/O RAWR
2. 2 tickets to the Alloy Orchestra @ the Somerville Theater Courtesy of World Music/CRASH Arts
3. $50 gift card to Shambala Meditation Center
4. $10 gift card to RAWR for other kinky shit, like lube and hosiery.

COUPLES PACKAGE:

1. A pair of collars -- one sparkly and one leather with rings C/O RAWR
2. 2 tickets to the production of Middletown C/O @ASPBoston
3. $50 gift card to Shambala Meditation Center
4. $10 gift card to RAWR for other kinky shit, like lube and hosiery.

Leading up to the 13th, we’ll be doing daily giveaways in the heart-stopping #DailyDig (Sign up here!) and on Twitter of $10 gift cards to RAWR!! Our last Tweet-up (#CREAMUP) nearly blew the roof off of the Salty Pig and we happily devoured 7 cases of Naragansett Cream Ale in 90 minutes flat. As filled with creamy goodness that Tweet-up was, this #LASTMINUTELOVE event is expected to be even better

… but just as creamy.

For more deets and even more sex, join the Facebook event!