DIG THIS: BIG OL’ DIRTY BUCKET

ragnafunk

Please, take a seat. Do you need anything? Coffee? Yes, right. To the point. We must apologize for our rudeness, abducting you like that, but when you hear what we have to say, you’ll understand the need for discretion. A category-funk funkicane originating somewhere in the North Shore was picked up by the Eastern Bootystream, and will be funking into the city by early evening. Our course, we don’t have to tell you what that means. Absolute funktastrophe, the projected revelries being … well, those are just numbers. Certainly, take a moment. Your hips are shaking.

[Fri. 2.25.11. Oliver's at the Cask, 62 Brookline St. Boston. 617.536.4840. 8pm/21+/$10. casknflagon.com]