“Hmm, let’s see how my Facebook stocks are doing. I’ll just….Oh, oh n-nooo!!..~projectile vomit~”
And this is why we invest our money wisely, people, into respectable companies like PetSmart and Nabisco.
The following artists blew a lot of money investing in HeadOn. IT WAS TOO BIG TO FAIL!!!
Armin van Buuren (@arminvanbuuren) @ Royale: DJ Mag’s #1 in the Top 100 Reader Poll for the last four years, Dutch mega-mind Armin van Buuren has the skills to pay the bills, and then some. Between frequent collabs and remixes, hosting the world-renowned weekly radio show A State of Trance, and touring the globe like it’s going out of style, you couldn’t ask for more from a modern DJ. Oh, and his name is fun to say. Lots.
The Polyphonic Spree (@polyspree), Sweet Lee Morrow (@sweetleemorrow), New Fumes (@newfumes) @ Paradise: For the Polyphonic uninitiated, they are a massive choral band that spreads the word of all things pretty (re: nature, sunshine) than anything overtly religious. The white-robe get-up can seem a tad cultish, but if you sit back and relax, a spree amongst sprees awaits in your mind.