SLASHER BASH @ MACHINE

According to the bloodthirsty creators of this event, “WE’RE LOCKING THE DOORS…LOWERING THE BLINDS…AND FIRING UP THE CHAINSAWS…BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HALLOWEEN LIKE BLOOD (AND LIMBS) ON THE DANCEFLOOR!!” We don’t know if it’s the ALL CAPS or that epic succession of ellipses that creates more suspense, but we do know that

we totally get off on blood lust.

Especially to sexy sets by demented DJs El Poser, Diver, Sense, and Severity Stone. But as Shakespeare said, sex and death go hand in hand (or was it … love? NAH, couldn’t be). Which is why you can count on a disturbing drag show by the likes of Dieymentia Blackwood and Violencia Exclamation-Point to get your blood pumping. We’ll meet you there between the screen where Michael Myers is cutting someone to pieces and the giant skull-shaped ice luge off of which everyone’s taking shots.