2012 Presidential Race

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MEDIA FARM: FREE PRESS ISN’T HERE

As is usually the case every four years, the media has been reporting that the presidential election is on track to be the most expensive race in American history.

That sort of report is typically followed by concerns that high price tags mean that politicians must further rely on campaign contributions, typically from large companies or weird old rich men, both looking for greater influence on the political process.

There’s no question that such a trend has the potential to be terribly damaging to the already-crippled state of democracy in this country, but that says nothing of the decrepit state of the media. Continue reading

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WHEN BAD PR EQUALS GOOD JOURNALISM

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We all know that Mitt Romney can never, ever be elected the President, but somehow none of his friends, advisors, family and acquaintances have the guts to tell him that. Especially his advisors, whom he should promptly fire. Continue reading

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MEDIA OVERLOAD IN THE GOP PRIMARY

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These ‘debates’ are really just media spectacles that fuel the gluttonous 24/7 news machine, a machine which was much more responsible for the supposed rise and fall of Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain and Rick Perry than any actual grassroots support. Primary elections are described like horse races: “DEFEAT” your competitors! “THRASH” them! “DESTROY” them! … or failing that, “squeak out a narrow victory.” Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: RIDE THE CAIN TRAIN

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Heroes emerged, as the stage was set for patriots and lifelong bros Herman Cain and Tim Heidecker to pull ahead with the Cain Train. Continue reading

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CONTROVERSY: A MORMON PRESIDENT

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Experts say there’s about as much of a chance as a Mormon becoming president in the 21st century as there is Donald Trump marrying Rosi O’Donnell. And while both events make for great postage stamps and gripping reality television series, is America ready for either? Continue reading