We now pause to allow your mind to properly blow. Continue reading
We now pause to allow your mind to properly blow. Continue reading
“My girlfriend and I recently moved in together, and she has a weird idea of “closeness.” Basically, it includes leaving the bathroom door wide open when she’s taking a sh-t.” Continue reading
Because one thing is certain: your friend is not going to thank you for telling her that the new BF has a wandering eye. Continue reading
I’d prefer most people think of “ex” as both a descriptive term and a directive, and cross out the names of people they’ve outgrown romantically, but some folks just don’t listen… Continue reading
Ah, Facebook, where we can all stay in middle school—surrounded by the people we went to middle school with—forever. Continue reading
The Boston Comic Con is rapidly approaching, and we want to make sure you’re as prepared as possible. I spoke to Nerdiquette 101, a group of women who school convention-goers how to properly interact with these brave costumed souls. Here, five tips from the experts on how to avoid being that guy.
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Let’s be honest, getting “grounded” by a peer is only slightly less annoying than catching crabs. Continue reading
If I ask a woman to sit on my face while wearing pajama jeans for a half-hour while I stroke myself, you can rest assured that before night’s end, we’ll be f—ing. On the other hand, if I show up at her apartment wearing ass-less chaps and a top hat and monocle, we’ll be making love. Continue reading
In case you’ve never heard it: you never have to apologize for what you’re feeling, or explain it to a friend, or even to an advice columnist, because feelings aren’t under conscious control. They just happen to you, like bad weather, or TLC programming. Continue reading
Whatever you do, make sure to avoid the nuclear holocaust option: Telling your friend what you think of his girlfriend. Continue reading
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