Art House

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ART HOUSE SILENT AUCTION @ BRATTLE FILM FOUNDATION

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OH WOW! LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF IN HERE! IT’S LIKE A REAL—oh, sorry. Yeah, we’ll keep it down. Is bold too loud? Continue reading

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DIG THIS: COMPLETE CREMASTER CYCLE

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Clocking in at a full six and a half-hours, Matthew Barney’s unrelenting arthouse opus is one of the most universally-acclaimed epics of our lifetime, a phantasmagorical Gothic musical that defies description. And believe us, we are not just saying that. Continue reading

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THE JUNKYARD: NO ONE CARES ABOUT ‘ART FILMS,’ LINDSAY LOHAN

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Ok, ok. I get it.  Lindsay is beautiful.  She has rockin’ tits.  She has a hold on our collective heartstrings. But the New York Times article heralding Lohan as some new art-house star is just ricockulous. Continue reading

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ART HOUSED: FLICKS TO COME

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Yes, things have been pretty mild outside recently, but soon enough that big yellow bastard in the sky’ll be frying eggs all over your pasty New England ass. “But where can we turn?” you ask, hands trembling, tears starting to bubble in your eyes. There there, troubled citizen, look no further than your local movie house! Continue reading