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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: AUGUST 26 – SEPTEMBER 2, 2013

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Big-tongued Rams, hot Lions, Birthday Virgins, and night-swimming Fish! The cosmic sky is going crazy with aspects this week, but its message to live in the moment persists!  Like Janis Joplin said: “it’s all the same fucking day, man!”

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: AUGUST 12 -19, 2013

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From sleeping Rams to red Fish, the cosmic sky is in a challenging mood … While she may not follow through with it, she still wants us to get in position and bend over.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a$s. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: JULY 8 – 15, 2013

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Homey Twins! Smiley Fish! Archers with golden bows! This week the cosmic sky invokes Will Ferrell: FU Tom Cruise, it’s my birthday now.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: JULY 1 – 8, 2013

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Aging Crabs, Bat-shit Bulls, and Goats Gone Wild! This week the cosmic mouth goes Sapphic: “O Venus, beauty of the skies,/To whom a thousand temples rise,/Gaily false in gentle smiles,/Full of love-perplexing wiles…”

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a*s. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: JUNE 3 – 11, 2013

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Sagittarians Split Arrows, Scorpions really do have hearts, & of Course: Geminis are Birthday Bashing! Overall in-your-face Astrological Profundity! :-) Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: MAY 29 – JUNE 3, 2013

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Happy Birthday Solar Twins! Whoah, Big Bulls! Whatever Goats. This week the cosmic sky gets Bukowski on you: libations for everyone!

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: MAY 6 – 13, 2013

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Birthday Cake for Bulls! Moulting Crabs! Virgin Sleuths! Whoah! This week the cosmic sky wants you to write down your dreams and dance naked with your eyes closed in the kitchen.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: April 12 – 19, 2013

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Deep-mooing Bulls. Crabby awesomeness & Twin-fronts. This week the cosmic sky offers main courses of spiritual lessons, desserts with practical insights, and spicy dashes of weird flavors!

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: MARCH 29 – APRIL 5, 2013

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Birthday Rams, Tipping Scales, and Soul Fish! So many planets are playing in Aries… This week the cosmic sky offers excitement with a dash of wtf!

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: March 22 – 29, 2013

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Birthday Rams, Running Bulls, and Grinning Twins! The Moon will be full and Jupiter is donning swords! This week the cosmic sky offers unique modes of fulfillment.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: MARCH 8 – MARCH 15, 2013

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Lions purr and Archers shoot. The Moon is new and Astro signs are in heat! This week the cosmic sky promises to add a little mystery to your experiences. Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a$$. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: MARCH 1 – MARCH 8, 2013

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From Vigorous Rams to Birthday Fish and all the Twins in-between, this week the cosmic sky promises to add flare and abundance to your experiences. Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading