Bar Havoc

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: THEY’RE HERE…

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As the lights finally came up at 2am, the drunk mob slithered out all at once, girls stumbling in their heels, clinging to one another for giggling support as guys high-fived behind them. I was sticky as molasses and gasping for breath. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC’S BACK TO SCHOOL BAR COMMANDMENTS

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Sure, summers are crazy here, but there is nothing like the last week of August and the first few weeks of September. With their fake ID’s in hand and a glint in their eye, these children will do anything to get past the bouncers to consume as many Jager-bombs as possible. Continue reading

Food and Drinks Opinion 

BAR HAVOC: SURVIVING THE FALL

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With the windows open, the cool, almost autumn breeze flows in. I’ve been bringing a light jacket out with me at night for those cool evenings when the heat produced from a slug of Fireball Whisky isn’t enough. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: STAGE 5 CLINGER

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The girl, confused and in a bind, told me: “He never came back. I waited and waited, and I even had him paged to come back to the front of the store, but he never came back. What if he thinks I was kidnapped?” Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: TINDER LOVE

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We met at a bar (where it took three shots of Fireball Whiskey to calm me down before he even arrived.) He walked in and I wanted to laugh. He was so much shorter than I imagined, but still, really cute. We got along well and I loved that he didn’t know anything about me. I wasn’t Mike’s ex, or Dave’s ex, or a wrestler, or a bartender. Just a stranger. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: FIVE MUST-DOS

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There’s still summer to chase, and I’d rather just make a checklist of my favorite summer experiences and why, so I can make sure I’ve hit them all. Feel free to join me. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: BREAKING UP

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Usually, work and emotions don’t mix. But that’s not the case when it comes to my job. Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: SHE’S CRAFTY

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I’m happy to say that my beer knowledge is on point these days. I truly enjoy being able to suggest something to people who are in the dark about life outside Bud Light. Continue reading

Food and Drinks LULZ 

BAR HAVOC: THE eX FILES

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I look around me at the staff, the company, the incestuous cesspool that is life and love in the bar scene. We can’t help it. We date each other and it is so, so bad. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: BBQS > HOUSE PARTIES

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I’ve never been the house party kind of gal. Give me the comfort of a dark bar and a pint of beer housed in a red Solo Cup during a game of beer pong any day. Continue reading

Food and Drinks LULZ 

BAR HAVOC: DAY BAR

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Nothing makes me feel more motivated than watching some of our regulars. They slink in the front door as soon as we open at 11am, sliding into the familiar bar stools as though they were collapsing into bed after a long day. Continue reading

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LULZ Opinion 

BAR HAVOC: WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP

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When did we go from carefree children to grown children with a lot of serious responsibility? Continue reading